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 賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能 惹的國家!

Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with

原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:

The reason is this: Al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks on the Chinese with the following results:

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一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;

One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the three-dimensional traffic bridge;

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一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;!

One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;

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一人在武漢炸 超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;

One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan , but found that th! e bomb remote control was stolen;

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一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;

One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;

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一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有關新聞報導,遂被組織以"謊 報戰果罪"報 處決了;

One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the Al-Qaeda center, but even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of the bombing
he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed;

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一人曾經嘗試 炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸 藥包就給飛車黨搶了;

One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from him;

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一人剛到西安 失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;   
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);

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後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!

Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island , but she was cheated into prostitution!

最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!

Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember!! China is the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with!!

 

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